Friday, May 13, 2005
F-Bomb Alert! Stop reading if you hate cussing!
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Ok, so I am having a borderline bitch day.
I woke up on the wrong side of the attitude and then it gets topped off by a roaring thunderous storm blowing through our area. Fucking nice! It was just starting to dry up and shit and now torrential rain...AGAIN!
But the kicker to that shit is the fucking storm from hell blew a pole to the awning of our camper down and broke the piece that attaches to the canvas- FUCKER!
Now I realize we only paid a measly $50 bucks for this camper but
come on already! We ripped off the front and rebuilt it because the would was warped where they hadn't taken care of it. Dennis redid it all and it looks spanky new! But when we found that out and started fixing it Dennis snapped a support to hold the beams for the roof...What the fuck! So we had to have those made. Thank gawd someone at his work whipped them up at no cost. But in the process of ripping out the front we now have to replace the wall board inside because it's now just plywood. Can someone say
fugly!But the broken awning pole just pisses me off to no end. Can we
not get a fucking break already?!?!?!
And now it's looking all sunny and shit outside...screw mother nature and the storm she rides on!
McKenzies 1st birthday party is this weekend and were not going. We just want to work on the camper and finish the bastard. Besides I am not into it
at all. Driving all the way to
B.F.L (that's bum fuck Linwood for all you proper people out there). And I am sure there will be plenty of drinking to be done by my dear old hubby and I have no
fucking desire to drive the hour+ out there and chase Cam around for hours on end because my husband is Mr. Fucking Socialite once he has a few rum & cokes under his belt, to turn around and drive an hour+ with a cranky, overtired 18 month old.
NOT HAPPENING!It's probably going to piss some people off royally but...Oh well!
On a brighter note but still pertains to the piss me right the fuck off camper, I got the curtains sewn and now I am going to start finishing the closures on the cushions. Connie did a kick ass job making them but instead of gluing them closed or using velcro I am going to just sew them. My machine magically fixed itself, don't care why, don't care how... But I am damn glad it's working.
I pissed off my eBay crap to make the curtains but I did manage to clean the entire house, scrub our garden tub, mop our bathroom on my hands and knees like a good little housewife, make pepper crusted roast beef with mushroom and onion gravy, steamed potatoes, peas and carrots with oreo pudding for dessert. I also threw in washing, drying, and folding three loads of laundry, picking up a million matchbox cars my lovely little boy thinks make perfect decor for our entire house and made beds. Just call me Mrs. Domestic fucking Bliss...
Hey on a level mannered note I have a new hero to add to my list -
Jay over at The Zero Boss has become my professor ala blog wisdom and has put up with my bullshit emails asking 10 bazillion questions. Thanks Jay for putting up with my ass... It's much appreciated!
Off to shower this bitchiness off before my matchbox king awakes from his nap.
Lata Taters!
